Salix OS

We need some kinf of subtitle. Suggestions are welcome

Salix - The Bonsai OS

I'm a little sleepy, so please ignore me, but how about:

Salix - Just kidding
Salix - No it's not.
Salix - Slackware for everyone
Salix - Just install it already
Salix - It's what I do
Salix - I could get behind that
Salix - This round is on me

I like Bonsai OS