This thread is a bit old I know but I had to just throw this out there....
Who has never been so bored that they just didn't sit and stare at their monitor counting down the seconds to be entertained by a half dozen bouncing cows?
You certainly have ab entertaining selection, with many items that remind me of my misspent youth. FOR ... NEXT loops!
But seriously, is there a way of just turning it off? That would be a simple, if inelegant solution to a problem with videos I have been discussing on another thread.